Not Me!

OK, for those of you familiar with the comic strip Family Circus you will understand. For those of you not familiar let me quickly explain. It's about a family with four kids and in some of the comics there is always this invisible person called "not me" seen running from something he shouldn't be doing. Well guess what?? "Not me" has moved into my house!!

Now, there is only me and my roommate (we will call him "T" to protect his identity) living in my house so if I didn't do it then it only leaves "T". However, when ever I confront him on anything. His response is "wasn't me or I didn't do it" and he claims I'm setting him up to take the fall.
WHAT???? Let me give you a few examples.

1. I haven't done laundry in over two weeks. Yes, I know that is a freaking long time but it's true. I go to do laundry the other day and the lent thing is totally full in the dryer. I ask T why he didn't empty it and his response was "I never do laundry here. It's not me." Ummm.....really??? The water company and I disagree!! You do laundry every other day!

2. Dishwasher is empty and glasses and plates are all in the sink. I said "Hey T why didn't you load your dishes?". His response "Those aren't mine. I always load my dishes"
Yep, sure you do. NOT!!!

3. I come home from work he is in my office on the computer sitting in the office chair. One of the wheels is broken off and sitting on the ground next to the chair. I say "Hey T what happened to the wheel?" His response "What the hell? I didn't do that! That wasn't me! You're setting me up!" That was my favorite. I'm setting him up. For what I wonder......

All I know is if this is how married life is then I want no part of it!!!!! Also, if this is how kids are I might have to reconsider having them as well. I guess it would be different if there were other people in the house to blame but I mean if I didn't do it then that only leaves "NOT ME!"

Here is a comic strip to explain what I mean! That NOT ME ghost running way is my roommate!! : )

More to come

xoxo